
*i don't own these images. i just combine them.









Now every girl is expected to have:
- Caucasian blue eyes
- Full Spanish lips
- A classic button nose
- Hairless Asian skin with a California tan
- A Jamaican dance hall ass
- Long Swedish legs
- Small Japanese feet
- The abs of a lesbian gym owner
- The hips of a nine-year-old boy
- The arms of Michelle Obama
- And doll tits
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we all know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.
- bossypants by tina fey
at the end she writes a prayer for her daughter that was so heartfelt it had me in tears. if you haven't read this book... do!
.welcome to savers.
.due to our new home, i had to look in the housewares section. they had tons of vintage china and some cute painting.
.i often hear of people going to consignment stores and finding incredible designer pieces. this has happened to me a couple of times with clothing, but NEVER with purses. so, i was ecstatic to find this genuine vintage Fendi bucket purse - hooray! i also got this cute mirrored letter holder for the top of a desk. my total for these two fab finds - only $10!