bossypants

the other day i did myself a favor and read the book bossypants by tina fey. needless to say it was hilarious and also rather enlightening. there was tons of great content i could quote, but decided just to share this funny excerpt. i feel she nailed the description... and i'm a girl:

Now every girl is expected to have:

- Caucasian blue eyes

- Full Spanish lips

- A classic button nose

- Hairless Asian skin with a California tan

- A Jamaican dance hall ass

- Long Swedish legs

- Small Japanese feet

- The abs of a lesbian gym owner

- The hips of a nine-year-old boy

- The arms of Michelle Obama

- And doll tits

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we all know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

- bossypants by tina fey

at the end she writes a prayer for her daughter that was so heartfelt it had me in tears. if you haven't read this book... do!